Satirical Article: Man's Appearance Transforms After Full Night's Sleep
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical article about a Boston man named Joshua Lingard who becomes unrecognizable to his colleagues after getting a full eight hours of sleep. The piece humorously exaggerates the transformative effects of proper rest, describing how coworkers are astonished by his appearance without dark circles under his eyes and his newfound enthusiasm.
Key quotes
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Prompting exclamations of astonishment from colleagues and supervisors, local man Joshua Lingard reportedly appeared entirely unrecognizable Wednesday after enjoying a full eight hours of sleep
witnessed the utterly transformed 43-year-old enter their office after an unbroken night of rest, smile with genuine enthusiasm, and greet her with an uncharacteristic sense of mental
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