Georgia Man Debates Which Shirt Deserves His Only Wooden Hanger
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Summary
A man in Thomasville, Georgia spends several agonizing minutes trying to decide which of his shirts deserves to be hung on his single wooden hanger, considering various options including a $60 button-up shirt, his suit jacket (already on a special cardboard hanger), and a sweater, while contemplating the merits of different clothing items for this special hanger.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledParalyzed by the weight of the choice before him, local man Sam Corrigan reportedly spent several agonizing minutes Monday deciding which of his shirts was worthy of the single wooden hanger he owns.
I mean…it should probably be something with a collar, right?
I'd go with my suit jacket, but that's already on the special cardboard hanger from the dry cleaners.
Maybe a sweater's the right move? I feel like wire hangers always leave w
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