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Former first lady Jill Biden claimed that she thought her husband, former President Joe Biden, was having a stroke while watching his disastrous 2024 debate performance against President Trump that prompted him to drop out of the presidential race, insist
A satirical profile of Kacey Musgraves published by The Onion, humorously covering her new album "Middle Of Nowhere" with absurd details about her music style (described as "sonically conservative, lyrically liberal"), her discovery story, awards turned into bongs, and fictional
A satirical article from The Onion presenting a list of absurd, fictional "top songs" for May 2026. The song titles are humorous and surreal, parodying modern news headlines, internet culture, and human behavior. Examples include "Police Lose Planted Evidence," "Man With Undetect
A satirical article presented as a Q&A about Pope Leo XIV's first encyclical on artificial intelligence. It humorously describes the encyclical as a "company-wide email" skeptical of AI, jokes that the title is a filename like "Magnifica_Humanitas_final.docx," claims the pope cal
A satirical news article reporting that President Donald Trump made figurines of himself and his daughter Ivanka Trump kiss in a model of the White House ballroom. The article is presented as a parody news story, with the headline and content clearly intended as humor/satire rath