Bus Passenger Hopes Coughing Rider Has Throat Cancer Rather Than Common Cold
CHICAGO—Watching in horror as the wheezing man hacked directly into his palm before grabbing the nearest handrail, local bus passenger Derek Lawson told reporters Thursday that the guy violently…
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