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Madonna Accused Of Pandering With New Song About Trying To Find Available Spot In Fire Island Share House
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Insisting Coworker Get To Point Somehow Slows Him Down
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Satirical piece compares riot police to excited children before a ballet recital
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Satirical Article Depicts Public Begging Mitch McConnell to Stop Releasing Photos
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The Onion's Satirical Q&A On Cyclosporiasis Cases
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Satirical article: Matt Damon jokingly defends Dunkin' Donuts product placement in Nolan's 'The Odyssey'
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Bus Passenger Hopes Coughing Rider Has Throat Cancer Rather Than Common Cold
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Satirical Onion Article: White House Hovering and Falling in Sync with Melania Trump's Snoring
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Satirical article claims Gen Z telepaths can't focus long enough to read minds
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Satirical piece depicts Barack Obama pretending to be Canadian while traveling in France
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Rubio Vows To Dismantle International Criminal Court
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Lindsey Graham’s Sister To Serve Remainder Of Term
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Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity
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Sara Lee Farm CEO Uploads Consciousness Into Loaf Of Bread
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All Things Musk Pass
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Satire: FBI Director Kash Patel Asks Public for Help Using His Computer
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Satirical piece: Geologist 'reunited' with rock studied 20 years ago
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Newborn Baby Assesses Parents' Genetics, Finds Them Lacking
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