Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew

HAMDEN, CT—Admitting that the threat of a slow-and-low simmer was at the top of their minds, a majority of American voters responding to a Quinnipiac University poll published Thursday revealed that their greatest concern going into the 2026 midterms was of a big evil chef trying to cook them into stew. “Across age, income, gender, […] The post Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Coo