The Onion's Satirical Take on Non-Grass Lawn Alternatives

Summary

A satirical article from The Onion listing absurd and humorous pros and cons of replacing traditional grass lawns with alternative landscaping like native plants, succulents, and rocks. The "pros" include messing with ants, slightly delaying climate change, and renting out pollinator housing, while the "cons" include fewer chances to use lawnmowers, butterflies acting entitled, and having nothing to spray with a hose.