Satirical Headline Collection: Absurd Fake News Bites
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The Onion Staff
Summary
This is a satirical/humorous article presented as a collection of absurd, fake news-style headlines (e.g., "Mormon Family Trying To Ignore Dog’s Huge Boner", "Gay Man Comes Out To Cat", "Area 5-Year-Old Has To Go To The Doctor For Her Buh-gina"). The framing context suggests it's a comedic piece about a mom potentially forcing the narrator to host Christmas, with the headlines serving as the article's content — a series of intentionally ridiculous and vulgar clickbait-style headlines meant to be humorous.
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The OnionSatirical Headline Collection: Absurd Fake News Bitestheonion.comKey quotes
· 5 pulledDamn It, Mom's Totally Going To Make You Host Christmas Now
Mormon Family Trying To Ignore Dog's Huge Boner
Gay Man Comes Out To Cat
Area 5-Year-Old Has To Go To The Doctor For Her Buh-gina
Harvard-Educated Texan Not Sure Which Place To Mention First
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