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Satirical piece: Man's daily 10 a.m. bar visits attributed to soccer fandom

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The Onion Staff

3d ago· 2 min readen
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Summary

A satirical article from The Onion-style publication about a man named Brian Munson who goes to a bar every morning at 10 a.m. The piece humorously suggests his daily drinking habit must be due to being a huge soccer fan watching morning matches, when in reality it's clearly about alcoholism. The article uses deadpan humor to mock how people rationalize problematic behavior.

Source

The OnionSatirical piece: Man's daily 10 a.m. bar visits attributed to soccer fandomtheonion.com

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You can just tell he lives and breathes the sport, because the second those morning matches come on, he's already right there in his usual seat, downing pint after pint just like they do in Europe
His love for the sport was so intense he often...
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PITTSBURGH—Noting that the man could often be seen waiting outside O’Malley’s Tap with his hands shaking in anticipation before the doors even opened, sources confirmed Thursday that local 54-year-old Brian Munson, who goes to the bar every day at 10 a.m.

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