Satirical article imagines aliens demanding to meet Earth's most powerful pedophile
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The Onion Staff
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A satirical news article from The Onion-style publication reporting that aliens have landed on Earth and, displaying surprisingly sophisticated political awareness, demand to be taken to "the biggest pedophile" — a satirical commentary on global power structures and the people who run them. The article humorously suggests that the most powerful figures on Earth are child abusers, using absurdist alien diplomacy to critique political and institutional corruption.
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· 3 pulledPeople of Earth, you will bring us before the massive child molester in charge of managing your planet's affairs at once!
Displaying an uncanny comprehension of humanity's power structures as they emerged from their interstellar spacecraft, a delegation of surprisingly politically informed aliens issued demands Tuesday
Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile
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