The Onion Satirizes Obama Presidential Center With Absurd 'By The Numbers' Facts
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The Onion Staff
Summary
A satirical article from The Onion presenting fictional "facts and figures" about the upcoming Obama Presidential Center in Chicago's Jackson Park, including absurd details like 'Hidden Michelles' to find, a limited snack menu, and a gun display count that satirizes Obama-era gun policy debates.
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· 5 pulled'Hidden Michelles' for eagle-eyed visitors to find
Lightly salted almonds served as sole snack at center's café
Ticket discount for former presidents
Guns on display that Obama took from American citizens
Child weight limit in pounds to enter
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