Trump Promotes Hay-Based Thanksgiving Dishes as Cost-Saving Alternative
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The Onion Staff
Crumbles when you bite it. Light on filling.
Summary
President Donald Trump promotes hay-based Thanksgiving dishes as an affordable alternative to traditional holiday meals, claiming his administration has reduced Thanksgiving meal prices by 33% compared to the Biden era by encouraging Americans to use straw instead of costly ingredients.
Key quotes
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Thanksgiving meal prices are down 33% compared to what they were under Biden
the low-cost, grass-based livestock feed could be shaped into the form of a roasted bird or baked into casseroles and pies
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