Trump Threatens Airstrikes Against U.S. Gas Stations Over Fuel Prices
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Summary
President Donald Trump threatened to launch airstrikes against U.S. gas stations if they did not lower their prices, claiming they were overcharging Americans during his war with Iran. He stated he had asked the U.S. Navy to send aircraft carriers to regions where American gas stations are located and warned of a massive bombing campaign if prices weren't reduced.
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In a promise to address the pain Americans were feeling at the pump as his war with Iran approached its fourth week
President Donald Trump threatened Friday to launch airstrikes against U.S. gas stations if they did not lower their prices
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