Satirical piece: Trump reads Arby's menu to appeal to meat lovers
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The Onion Staff
Sat out too long. The crust has gone leathery.
Summary
A satirical article depicting President Donald Trump conducting a solemn, marathon-style reading of the Arby's menu as a political strategy to appeal to meat-loving voters. The piece humorously describes Trump reciting menu items with ceremonial gravity while Arby's executives stand behind him in prayer-like reverence.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledFrench Dip Royale, Classic Beef 'N Cheddar, Double Beef 'N Cheddar, Half Pound Beef 'N Cheddar—that's from the Arby's slow roasted beef menu, items one through four
This is my favorite: Arby's value menu, item two—ham slider. I love ham sliders.
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