The Onion Satirizes Government Overreach With Fictional DOJ Investigation Into All Women
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical article from The Onion reporting that the U.S. Department of Justice has launched a criminal investigation into all women. The piece humorously describes absurd legal justifications, including vague allegations of "being women" and "having thoughts," with fictional DOJ officials making outlandish statements. It parodies sensationalist news coverage and government overreach through exaggerated, comedic scenarios.
Key quotes
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'This is the largest criminal investigation in American history,' the official added.
'We're not saying all women are guilty, but we're definitely investigating all of them,' the DOJ clarified.
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