Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat and Dancing During Military Transfer Ceremony
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The Onion Staff
Leave it on the tray for the seagulls.
Summary
President Trump defends wearing a fruit hat and samba dancing during the dignified transfer ceremony for soldiers killed in Iran, claiming his conduct was within guidelines and that only corrupt media would criticize him for honoring fallen troops while wearing a fruit headdress and dancing in platform heels.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledThere's no reason I can't honor the sacrifice of these brave men and women while wearing a headdress piled high with bananas, oranges, and papayas
only a corrupt media desperate to attack him would fault a president for clapping and shimmying in six-inch platform heels as the flag-draped caskets were carried past
Maintaining that his conduct was well within the guidelines for the solemn occasion
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