Satirical Report: ICE Claims Being at Home Constitutes Obstruction of Justice
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article satirically reports that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials have declared that being in the privacy of one's own home constitutes obstruction of justice and domestic terrorism. The fictional announcement claims that spending time inside a personal residence interferes with federal operations and law enforcement work.
Key quotes
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being in the privacy of one's own home would now be deemed an obstruction of justice
When an individual enters their residence, conceals themselves behind a closed door, and attempts to go about their everyday life, they are willfully impeding the important work of law enforcement officers and engaging in domestic terrorism
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