DOJ Announces Jeffrey Epstein Fragrance Release as Part of Case Disclosures
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The Department of Justice announced the release of a Jeffrey Epstein fragrance called 'Crave by Jeff' as part of government disclosures about the late financier and convicted pedophile. Attorney General Pam Bondi presented the fragrance at a press conference, describing it with provocative language about 'the aroma of infatuation' and 'the perfume of the forbidden.' The announcement appears to be a satirical or absurdist take on government disclosures related to the Epstein case.
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In the latest government disclosure about the late financier and convicted pedophile, officials from the Department of Justice announced Tuesday that they were releasing a Jeffrey Epstein fragrance
WASHINGTON—In the latest government disclosure about the late financier and convicted pedophile, officials from the Department of Justice announced Tuesday that they were releasing a Jeffrey Epstein fragrance. “The aroma of infatuation, the perfume of the
