Satire: Parents Ask ICE-Detained Nanny If She Can Still Babysit
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical article about Chicago parents who, while their nanny is being detained by ICE agents, ask if she'll still be available to babysit their children the next day. The parents prioritize their date night plans over the nanny's immigration detention situation, highlighting absurd privilege and insensitivity.
Key quotes
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Hoping to lock down childcare so they could get out of the house for a fun date night this week, area parents Mitchell and Jessica Ashe reportedly asked their freshly ICE-detained nanny, Maria Gutiérrez, if she'd still be free to watch their kids on Friday.
Jessica Ashe said Thursday, holding up her weekly planner as ICE agents handcuffed Gutiérrez and roughly tossed her into a vehicle bound for an overcrowded immigration detention center.
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