Satirical Guide: How to Join ICE According to The Onion
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
This satirical article from The Onion provides a mock guide on how to join Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), using dark humor to critique the agency's practices and the Trump administration's immigration policies. The 'steps' include being born with 'something missing,' practicing unauthorized deportations, unlearning secondary languages, and suggesting that struggling with application forms can be compensated by demonstrating how hard one can 'c' (likely implying cruelty or callousness).
Key quotes
· 4 pulledBe born with something just…missing
Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it's for you
Unlearn any secondary languages you may know
If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they c
As Immigration and Customs Enforcement seeks to increase its presence across the country, the agency is actively recruiting new agents to carry out the Trump administration’s mass deportation campaign. The Onion breaks down how to join ICE. STEP 1 Be born
