Nicki Minaj Reportedly Confronts Child Over Nursery Rhyme Recitation
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Rapper Nicki Minaj reportedly confronted a young child reciting nursery rhymes in a park, asking the child competitive questions about album sales and awards, and posted a video of the incident to her Instagram with a mocking caption.
Key quotes
· 5 pulledYou think you're better than me?
How many albums have you sold, huh?
How many awards have you won? Have you ever gone platinum?
I am the queen of rap.
I bet you didn't even write that shit yourself.
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