Pop Star Chappell Roan Reportedly Kidnaps 11-Year-Old Fan in São Paulo
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Pop star Chappell Roan reportedly kidnapped an 11-year-old fan in São Paulo after the girl was upset by a security guard at Lollapalooza Brasil. Roan claimed the kidnapping was to rectify misunderstandings and prove she loves children, telling the fan she could live with her 'forever and ever' as they sped through the city in an unmarked van.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledPeople think I hate children, but that's not true—in fact, I love children so much, I've decided you can live with me, forever and ever
In an effort to rectify the misunderstanding between the young girl, the girls' parents, and herself, pop star Chappell Roan kidnapped the 11-year-old fan
the 28-year-old Roan said to the young fan as they sped wildly through the streets of São Paulo in an unmarked van
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