Joel Edgerton's Humorous Attempts to Get on Oscars Jumbotron
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article humorously describes actor Joel Edgerton's exaggerated attempts to get on the Oscars jumbotron by waving his arms wildly, yelling, and offering to slap his belly to attract camera operators' attention at the Dolby Theatre ceremony.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledOver here, over here!
Hey! Camera guy! Want to see me slap my belly? Come on, just give me two seconds on the big screen!
Hey! I'm right here!
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