Dwayne Johnson Learns About Academy Awards for the First Time
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is portrayed as being intrigued and curious after learning about the existence of the Academy Awards (Oscars) for the first time. The article humorously depicts Johnson trying to understand the concept of acting awards, comparing them to the orange blimps (Kids' Choice Awards) and WWE belts he's familiar with, and asking basic questions about eligibility and frequency of the awards.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledHuh, interesting—and you said they give them out every year?
So the statue is a man, but do you have to be a man to earn one? No? I see
who frowned as he racked his brain in an attempt to recall if any of the orange blimps, WWE belts, or other assorted awards on display in his study had been given to him by the 'academy'
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