Satirical Article: Hailey Bieber Spotted with Justin's Severed Head in Absurd Divorce Rumor Story
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The Onion Staff
6mo ago· 2 min readen
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Summary
A satirical article reports that model Hailey Bieber was photographed walking with what appears to be her husband Justin Bieber's severed head, sparking divorce rumors. The article humorously suggests this is "a little odd" and implies something is amiss in their relationship, though it acknowledges the absurdity of drawing conclusions from a single image.
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"It could be nothing, but it's a little odd for her to be out and about with only part of his body, no?" said an unnamed source
the paparazzi shot certainly seemed to suggest that at least something was amiss between the celebrity couple
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—In a widely shared photo that sparked divorce rumors, model Hailey Bieber was spotted taking a walk Wednesday with husband Justin Bieber’s severed head. “It could be nothing, but it’s a little odd for her to be out and about with only pa
