Satirical Article: OB-GYN Jokingly Warns Alex Cooper Against Public Feuds During First Trimester
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The Onion Staff
Sat on the counter overnight. Well past its best.
Summary
A satirical article about an OB-GYN warning podcast host Alex Cooper to avoid public feuds during her first trimester, humorously suggesting that drama and negative quotes could harm fetal development. The piece parodies pregnancy advice by extending it to social media behavior and internet feuds.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWhile the fetus is still in this early developmental phase, it's best to avoid stirring the pot with other internet personalities.
Reminding the mother-to-be that everything she did now could have consequences for her unborn child.
Every venomous quote given to the press about a former friend's ex could potentially hinder her baby's growth.
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