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Satirical Article About Justin Trudeau Keeping Brown Face Paint at Katy Perry's House

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The Onion Staff

2mo ago· 1 min readen

Summary

The article satirically reports that former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has become comfortable enough in his relationship with Katy Perry to keep brown face paint at her house for potential Arabian Nights-themed events, referencing his past controversies over racial impersonation.

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Admitting that he initially felt a little shy about storing his toiletries there, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told reporters Friday that he was finally comfortable enough to keep an extra jar of his brown face paint at girlfriend Katy Perry's house.
Things have gotten pretty serious between us, and having my own race impersonation makeup there is so much more convenient than remembering to pack it every time I stay over.
I was so nervous when I...
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MONTREAL—Admitting that he initially felt a little shy about storing his toiletries there, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told reporters Friday that he was finally comfortable enough to keep an extra jar of his brown face paint at girlfrien

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