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Satirical Interview with Taylor Frankie Paul on Assault Video Controversy and Bachelorette Cancellation

By

The Onion Staff

2mo ago· 1 min readen

Summary

The Onion conducts a satirical interview with reality TV star Taylor Frankie Paul, who is facing backlash after a video showing her assaulting an ex-boyfriend went viral. The interview humorously addresses ABC's decision to pull her season of The Bachelorette, with Paul making darkly comedic remarks about legal restrictions, the potential existence of other incriminating videos, and the state of 'MomTok' culture.

Key quotes

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I legally cannot come within 50 feet of any chair, stool, or chaise lounge.
Assuming no one finds the other videos, yes.
You cannot kill what is not truly alive.
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Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul is under fire after a video that shows her assaulting an ex-boyfriend went viral. The Onion sat down with Paul to discuss ABC’s decision to pull her season of The Bachelorette. The Onion : Would you li

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