Man Expresses Frustration with Sequential Nature of Eating Process
By
The Onion Staff
Leave it on the tray for the seagulls.
Summary
A man in Hartford City, Indiana expresses frustration with the sequential nature of eating, complaining that he has to finish chewing his current bite of hamburger before he can move on to chewing fries. He attempts to wash down the food with Pepsi to speed up the process, highlighting the perceived inefficiency of having to complete one chewing task before starting another.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledHere I am wasting the whole goddamn day chewing this bite of hamburger when there are perfectly good fries sitting right here on the plate that I could be chewing instead
God, this is such bu
Growing increasingly frustrated by the time-consuming slog of ingestion
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