White House Security Reportedly Directs Vice President JD Vance to Use Service Entrance
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Summary
White House security reportedly reminded Vice President JD Vance to use the service entrance rather than the front entrance, with a Marine guard stopping him and stating that low-level staff must use the service entrance unless they have special permission.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWhoa, whoa, whoa, stop right there. You know the rule. You'll need to use the service entrance 'round back unless you have special permission
During a confrontation in which it was firmly reiterated that the front entrance was for approved personnel only
Vice President JD Vance was once again reminded by White House security to use the service door
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