Trump Struggles to Recall Connection with Prince Andrew During UK Visit
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
President Donald Trump reportedly spent his entire UK trip trying to recall where he knew Prince Andrew from, repeatedly expressing that the disgraced Duke of York's face seemed familiar but being unable to remember their previous interactions or his name.
Key quotes
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"Maybe I met him on some boys' trip? I feel like I've"
Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy
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