Satirical Interview: The Onion's Mock Conversation with Former Prince Andrew
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The Onion Staff
Soft in all the wrong places. Take with a strong tea.
Summary
The Onion conducts a satirical interview with former Prince Andrew (Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor) about the pressure to remove him from the royal line of succession and his connection to Jeffrey Epstein. In the mock interview, Andrew gives absurd, evasive answers, claiming he can only state his name and that he's a 'multicellular life form' on legal advice, and lamenting the loss of royal perks like Thursday Cava orders.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledOn advice of counsel, I can only state that my name is Andrew, and I am a multicellular life form.
They used to do a big Cava order for everyone on Thursdays. Always thought that was a nice perk.
The British royal family is under pressure to remove Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from its line of succession.
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