Satirical take on RFK Jr.'s latest viral video as HHS Secretary
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Hard to chew. Probably not worth the jaw work.
Summary
A satirical piece about RFK Jr. (Secretary of Health and Human Services) engaging in a bizarre, performative activity of wrestling snakes while wearing dress socks and an Oxford button-down, filmed by Cheryl Hines at Mehmet Oz's house. The article mocks the absurdity of the situation with deadpan humor.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledIt is time to stop whatever you are doing, take off your shoes, leave on your dress socks, and wrestle two snakes on the patio of a house owned by Mehmet Oz.
You are a Kennedy. If you're not wearing an Oxford button-down and suit pants, you already are doing it wrong.
Get Cheryl Hines in here to film this. The ocean has never been more blue.
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