Satirical Article Claims Trump Made Figurines of Himself and Ivanka Kissing in White House Model
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Summary
A satirical news article reporting that President Donald Trump made figurines of himself and his daughter Ivanka Trump kiss in a model of the White House ballroom. The article is presented as a parody news story, with the headline and content clearly intended as humor/satire rather than factual reporting. The surrounding content includes other absurd satirical headlines about various unrelated topics.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledSuch a splendid ballroom, Daddy! Let us dance!
Mashing their faces together as he produced loud smooching sounds
President Donald Trump made figurines of himself and his daughter Ivanka Trump kiss in a model of his under-construction White House ballroom
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