Trump Claims Groceries Are a Democratic Hoax, Says Food Only Comes From Restaurants
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Summary
President Donald Trump claims in a speech that groceries are a hoax invented by Democrats, asserting that food only comes from restaurants and that images of grocery stores with shelves of food are AI-generated fabrications. The article reports on his controversial economic speech where he denies the existence of traditional grocery shopping.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledThey have this new word, they're calling it 'groceries,' but you can ask anybody—everybody knows food comes from restaurants
media images of high prices on everyday grocery items like eggs and milk were clearly AI-generated, because there was 'no such thing as a store with shelves and shelves of food' for people to buy
Do they really expect
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