White House Denies Claims That President Trump Is a Flickering Hologram
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The White House denies claims that President Donald Trump is a flickering, green hologram, dismissing concerns about his physical and mental health. Administration officials refute witness accounts of Trump appearing translucent, wavering in and out of focus, and passing through solid objects like the Resolute desk, asserting these are signs of his vigorous corporeality rather than evidence of holographic projection.
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asserted that the subtle green glow emanating from his seemingly translucent body was a sign of his vigorous corporeality
witness accounts of Trump passing directly through solid objects like the Resolute desk
WASHINGTON—As concerns continue to mount regarding a potential decline in the president’s physical and mental health, the White House issued a statement Friday denying that a flickering, green Donald Trump was a hologram. Administration officials dismisse
