Tips for Keeping Pets Safe in Hot Weather
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article provides tips for keeping pets safe in hot weather, including wearing loose cotton fur, limiting alcohol intake, providing bottled water, and avoiding long walks. It humorously suggests taking a Siberian Husky on a road trip to the Canadian wilderness.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledMake sure they only wear loose, cotton fur.
Let them know that there’s bottled water in the fridge.
Take a road trip up north with your Siberian Husky and release him into the unforgiving Canadian wilderness where he belongs.
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