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Stephen Miller Tells Picky-Eater Son About Starving Children in Basement

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The Onion Staff

4mo ago· 2 min readen

Summary

White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly used an unusual guilt tactic to get his picky-eater son to eat vegetables, telling him there were starving children in the basement who didn't get any food. The article describes Miller encouraging his son to listen to the cries of hunger coming from floor vents as a way to appreciate his broccoli.

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Think of the poor, famished children beneath these very floorboards who are forced to go days on end without food or water, and then see if you still don't want to eat your broccoli
White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, that there were starving boys and girls in the basement who didn't get to have any food at all
encouraging his son to listen to the cries of hunger emanating from the floor vents
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ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, that there were starving boys and girls in the basement wh

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