Stephen Miller Tells Picky-Eater Son About Starving Children in Basement
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The Onion Staff
A respectable bake. You'd come back tomorrow for another.
Summary
White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly used an unusual guilt tactic to get his picky-eater son to eat vegetables, telling him there were starving children in the basement who didn't get any food. The article describes Miller encouraging his son to listen to the cries of hunger coming from floor vents as a way to appreciate his broccoli.
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White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, that there were starving boys and girls in the basement who didn't get to have any food at all
encouraging his son to listen to the cries of hunger emanating from the floor vents
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