Satirical Report Highlights Michael Jackson's Extensive Non-Halloween Music Catalog
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The Onion Staff
Crusty in the right places. Worth the chew.
Summary
A satirical report humorously reveals that Michael Jackson, who is jokingly portrayed as being known only for his Halloween classic 'Thriller,' actually had an extensive catalog of non-Halloween music. The article pokes fun at the idea that Jackson was a 'novelty musical act' exclusively associated with spooky themes, highlighting his prolific career with 10 full-length albums of legitimate pop compositions beyond just Halloween-related content.
Key quotes
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Revealing a vast, forgotten catalog of legitimate pop compositions, a report released Thursday about novelty musical act Michael Joseph Jackson found that the man who recorded the perennial Halloween classic 'Thriller' also had a bunch of non-Halloween music
We've discovered that he was actually an extremely prolific, earnest musician, having released 10 full-length, mostly non-horror-related albums
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