Satirical Profile: Alex Warren and His Chart-Topping Song "Ordinary"
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The Onion Staff
Lacks bite. And filling. And a copy-editor at the bakery.
Summary
The article humorously profiles artist Alex Warren, whose song "Ordinary" has topped the Billboard Hot 100 for nine consecutive weeks. It includes satirical details about his genre, religious affiliation, instruments, and audience.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledAlex Warren’s “Ordinary” has held the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for the ninth week in a row.
Genre: Music for 19-year-olds to get married to
Religious Affiliation: Checks out
Instruments: Guitar, ring light
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