Harry Styles Provides Satirical Track-by-Track Breakdown of New Album in The Onion Interview
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Harry Styles discusses his new album 'Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally' in a satirical interview with The Onion, providing humorous explanations for each track. The explanations range from absurd (typing 'hole' into a thesaurus website for 'Aperture') to self-deprecating (admitting the first three songs 'kind of suck') to pop culture references (American Girl doll preferences). The content is clearly satirical entertainment rather than a genuine music interview.
Key quotes
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"My favorite is Samantha, but Kit is a very close second."
"I hope Kobalt Music doesn't sue me for throwing this classic onto the album."
"The first three songs kind of suck, so I wanted to call people back in with this one."
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