Lorde Requires Concertgoers to Store Boyfriends in Locked Pouches During Shows
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Summary
New Zealand singer Lorde has announced that concertgoers on her Ultrasound World Tour must lock their boyfriends in Yondr pouches before entering venues, joining a trend of distraction-free performances. The policy requires male significant others to be stored in three-by-six-foot locked pouches during shows to enhance the concert experience.
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In a move making her the latest performer to join the distraction-free trend, New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde confirmed Friday that she was now requiring all concertgoers to stash their boyfriends in locked pouches during her shows
Lorde, who explained that her current Ultrasound World Tour had partnered with Yondr to lock fans' male significant others in the company's patented three-by-six-foot pouches before entering
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