Satirical Report: Conservatives Mistakenly Outraged Over Super Bowl Being Held in 'Foreign' Santa Clara
By
The Onion Staff
Plain bagel done well. Pleasantly substantive.
Summary
The article satirically reports on conservatives expressing outrage that the Super Bowl is being held in Santa Clara, California, which they mistakenly believe is a foreign city. It portrays their anger as misguided, highlighting their confusion about domestic geography while criticizing the NFL for international marketing efforts.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledI can put up with pandering to international markets when it's some fucking regular-season Jags bullshit, but this is the biggest game of the year
Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend's Super Bowl being held in the foreign city of Santa Clara
echoing millions of like-minded conservatives in declaring it a goddamn travesty that American fans probably had to fly 15 hours to watch a sport invented right here in the Un
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