Satirical column criticizes AEW's post-PPV pacing in exaggerated parody of wrestling fan tribalism
By
Chad McMahon
A baker's-dozen of insight crammed into one ring.
Summary
A satirical wrestling column (written in-character as "The Chadster") criticizes AEW for immediately reloading its Dynamite and Collision shows with title matches and consequences right after the Double or Nothing PPV, arguing this pacing disrespects WWE. The piece uses exaggerated outrage and absurd humor to mock AEW's booking decisions while parodying wrestling fan tribalism.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledAuughh man! Tony Khan reloaded Dynamite and Collision immediately after Double or Nothing with title matches and consequences. So disrespectful to WWE!
The Chadster is shaking with righteous journalistic outrage as he types this on a water-damaged laptop in the corner of an abandoned Blockbuster Video in Punxsutawney.
Auughh man! So unfair!
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