Satirical Piece: Usha Vance Receives Another Bible as Christmas Gift from Husband
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The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel, baked twice. Familiar and a bit tough.
Summary
The article satirically describes Usha Vance, wife of Vice President JD Vance, receiving yet another Bible as a Christmas gift from her husband. She forces a smile while placing it on a large stack of Bibles he has given her over the years, mentioning she has other religious texts she'd like to read first.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledOh, wow, another King James Bible, you shouldn't have
I have some Vedas I've been meaning to read first, but I can't wait to get to all of these Bibles soon
Oh, and it comes with a rosary. Yay
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