Satirical Article: Trump Channel Surfs Looking for Shows to Cancel
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical piece depicting President Donald Trump spending a late night channel surfing to find new television shows to cancel, expressing frustration that he's already canceled most content or that shows are too old to be worth canceling.
Key quotes
· 2 pulled"It feels like I've already canceled everything on here, or it's from so long ago that it's no longer worth the trouble"
"Has The Munsters been canceled yet? There's a lot of diversity on there, and they seem like losers"
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