Satirical Article Depicts Trump Treating Nobel Peace Prize Like a Dog Toy
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Summary
The article is a satirical piece describing President Donald Trump excitedly carrying a Nobel Peace Prize around the White House like a dog with a toy. It portrays him panting, trotting from room to room, and hiding the prize under his bed with his other toys. The Secret Service agent comments on how well the gold plating holds up against Trump's slobber and expresses concern about potential tooth damage.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledPanting excitedly as he trotted from room to room displaying his prized possession, a giddy President Donald Trump was reportedly seen Friday strutting all around the White House with a Nobel Peace Prize in his mouth.
Aw, you can tell the president really loves that thing—he even hides it under his bed at night with his ball and his favorite rabbit toy.
We were a little worried he could break a tooth o
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