Satirical Article: Kristi Noem's Map Tracking Deportation Locations
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article appears to be a satirical piece from The Onion about South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem tracking her deportation efforts with a bespoke map. The content suggests she's using a pushpin system to mark locations where she has deported people, presented in the satirical style characteristic of The Onion's political commentary. The article includes typical Onion elements like weather reports, visibility jokes, and membership appeals, all framed within their signature absurdist political satire format.
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