Satirical Article Imagines Trump Expressing Disappointment Over Lack of Construction Fatalities
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article satirically portrays President Donald Trump expressing frustration that no construction workers have been killed during the White House ballroom construction. The fictional account describes Trump's disappointment at not witnessing workplace fatalities like workers being impaled by rebar or crushed by falling rubble, with exaggerated violent imagery used for satirical effect.
Key quotes
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I had at least hoped to witness a runaway steamroller squeeze the guts from the mouths of a few construction workers as if they were tubes of toothpaste
They killed almost a hundred guys building the
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