Satirical Profile of ICE Official Tom Homan Features Absurd Personal Details
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article is a satirical profile of Tom Homan, President Trump's border czar who was tapped to lead ICE's deportation campaign in Minnesota. Presented as a mock biographical profile from The Onion, it humorously lists absurd personal details including his head weight, ideology as a 'Fundamentalist Punisher fan,' least favorite haplogroup, role in Project 2025 as a genetic source for cloned ICE agents, and favorite part of job being 'working with kids.' The piece satirizes immigration enforcement officials through exaggerated and ridiculous character traits.
Key quotes
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Role In Project 2025: Genetic source for cloned ICE agents
Favorite Part Of Job: Working with kids
Favorite Pickup Line: 'Show me your papers.'
Pet Peeve: Stephen Miller rolling his eyes when asked what 'physiognomy' means
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