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Satirical Profile of ICE Official Tom Homan Features Absurd Personal Details

By

The Onion Staff

3mo ago· 1 min readen

Summary

The article is a satirical profile of Tom Homan, President Trump's border czar who was tapped to lead ICE's deportation campaign in Minnesota. Presented as a mock biographical profile from The Onion, it humorously lists absurd personal details including his head weight, ideology as a 'Fundamentalist Punisher fan,' least favorite haplogroup, role in Project 2025 as a genetic source for cloned ICE agents, and favorite part of job being 'working with kids.' The piece satirizes immigration enforcement officials through exaggerated and ridiculous character traits.

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Ideology: Fundamentalist Punisher fan
Role In Project 2025: Genetic source for cloned ICE agents
Favorite Part Of Job: Working with kids
Favorite Pickup Line: 'Show me your papers.'
Pet Peeve: Stephen Miller rolling his eyes when asked what 'physiognomy' means
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President Trump’s border czar, Tom Homan, was recently tapped to lead ICE’s highly publicized deportation campaign in Minnesota. The Onion takes a look at Homan’s background. Head Weight: 66 pounds Ideology: Fundamentalist Punisher fan Least Favorite Hapl

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